I'm pretty sure I wasn't the first one who thought about it, but I still have to share it. No title yet, but the reason I'm not writing this EVER is because <drum roll>

I don't write clop. This is the moment you can leave safely, anything below is your fault.

Setting: Equestria, between seasons 8 and 9, Ponyville, Twilight's Castle
Characters: Spike, Starlight, Chrysalis, bit of Twilight
Description:

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Context: Izzy explaining to Hitch why her phone auto corrects femcel to femboy sprout

I just finished rewriting some of the recent chapter of my recent history. I'm really sorry that I wrote Mane 6 to act rudely with Discord after Fluttershy explained why she was crying. Maybe they will forgive Discord easily, but Rainbow Dash will need some time to be able to forgive him, since she has a big ego inside her and because Flurttershy is her best foalhood friend. And again, I'm sorry for writing Mane 6 to act like that. I would appreciate those who have already read the second

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For being so absent.

I've been dealing with inner demons as of late.

I'm not sure I've shared this openly or not. But I suffer from Bipolar Manic Depression, I have most of my life.

It's this black tar in my life which in many ways, has stunted my growth as a person.

I'm not as open with others as I wish I could be, I'm very introverted to a limit , I just seem to sink into nothingness.

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Warning: Serious waaaangst. TL; DR: Hunting Season is going on hiatus while I try to recover from a near critical brainbreak on it. I will be refocusing on Macromantic, Twilight's Thrones, and some other ideas I have. First projects will be Orange request from Mr. Ghostman and the winner of the 50-follower dealie, which is looking to be AJ-apotheosis.

Be ye-warned, past here is ego-gigolo/self-pity.

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So since I'm at my grandpa's and he doesn't celebrate and we have no tree and grandma's not here with food and love and my fucking head hurts like hell because I didn't really eat anything today and my boyfriend can't call for awhile and today was my last day at work (by choice) and I'm mad at my cousin for for bullshit he said and there will be no opening of the presents from "Santa" this year and depression has kicked in because of all this shit and I lost my Christmas spirit this year....

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Gynecologist Anon is done. You can read Spreading The Love by going here: Don't say I didn't warn you.

This is way longer than it should be. It did things I neither wanted nor expected. But gods if it doesn't feel like a true Anonpencil story.
Read it, have a laugh, have a puke. I'm going to have a drink.

-Pencil

Warning: This post is totally off-topic for ponies. If you don't like politics, don't like schadenfreude, don't like people talking about politics, ect. this is probably not the post for you. Go find something fun to do. Maybe read Bad Horse's Displaced story about semiotic psychoanalyst Jacques Lacan. Or maybe Pascoite's touching story about pony adoption.

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Bad Honey!!!! Have a hot Sonata as a sorry!

Hiiiiiiiiii!!!!!

I'm super super sorry I totally vanished! Some hard RL snuck up and kicked my cute little tail! Owieeees! Tons and tons of stuff kinda fell on me at once and I couldn't come back here to do what's turned out to be sooooo much fun!

But I have presents for you!!!! Because I <3 you. Apology presents!!!!

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Admit it, your only here because you think your titles are boring

I feel ya fam

So first, what are you blogging about? If it's an image or video, try the video/image's title. Easy.
But then there's when you were just looking at pics on google or tumblr and those don't have easy titles! Well, base it off the picture. Pretty easy :d

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You'll notice I never ask for donations, always loans. That's probably my pride talking. As you know if you follow my blogs, my boss recently cut my hours from 36/week to 12/week, because I'm a whole-ass mess. Hopefully, if I perform well this week as I have the past few weeks, she'll bump me at least partway back up, but in the meantime, I'm broke as a joke. Forget CiderFest, I need to finish paying what is now last month's rent. Actually, I have, at least the rent itself. The $50 late fee is

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So. Fifteen tips for y'all, straight outta the mouth of the biggest idiot this side of Europe:

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Featured Song: Mashups Like This
by Triple-Q

Mashup so good, you can have sex with it dance to it at a night club and not feel awkward about some of the meme songs used in it. Yeah. That.

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